I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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