you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.