Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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