Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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