Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.