big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza