I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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