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Well douche your snatch and let's go!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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