I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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