if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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