i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
and you fell through a lawn chair
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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