There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18