I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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