PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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