thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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