Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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