Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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