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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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