we're chasing vodka with high fives
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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