Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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