with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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