Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
two words...techno handjob
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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