U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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