On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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