There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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