you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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