glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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