It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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