I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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