So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just forgot I was standing up.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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