Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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