dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I want her autograph on my taint
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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