And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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