i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
