Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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