ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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