the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
