i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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