that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just found puke in my bra..
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a search helicopter?!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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