you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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