So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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