I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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