I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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