: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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