every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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