after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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