Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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