I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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