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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss

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• (904): View more from Florida

  5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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  Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (253): View more from Washington

  waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I have so many feelings about this burrito

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• (619): View more from California

  You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.

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