Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
YAS. BRING CRAB.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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