with your own penis?
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.