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• (248): View more from Michigan

  with your own penis?

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• (323): View more from California

  Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak

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  I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole

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  She's blonde

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.

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  I hate that cat.

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