he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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