watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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