Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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