Your mouth is God's brothel.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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