I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
bring money and cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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