i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You are the jesus of drinking
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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