im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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