super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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